I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman memek in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an crot exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek porn or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts bokeh her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokeh editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could bokeh make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order bokeh to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m bokep enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a memek sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then bokep men should take heed: crot porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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